#the way the movie is still trending 🤭

[jay-wasstuff]

Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like

[yoshida-chiyo]

Sunghoon (ENHYPEN) realizing he has a crush on you

pairing: sunghoon x fem!reader

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casually flexes his muscles while pretending to stretch, hoping you'll be impressed

stares at you for a solid minute during a group hangout and suddenly forgets how to blink

blinking is overrated anyway 🙄

constantly teases and flirts but acts like it's just casual banter

"Oh, you dropped something? Must be my jaw because you're stunning." abhjdwujdbsk.

practices saying your name in front of the mirror to make sure he doesn't stutter when talking to you

ends up giggling cuz he can't contain himself ( >⩊< ).

develops a sudden interest in all your favorite things, like your favorite movies, books, and even your weird obsession with collecting antique spoons

When you ask him about it, he just shrugs ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

gets overly conscious of how he smells and starts wearing that cologne he swore he'd never use because "it's too mainstream." 

hey, anything to impress you, right? ツ

tries to impress you with his "cooking skills" but burns the pasta

still insists it's a new culinary trend called "extra crispy al dente." 😁

becomes the unofficial photographer of the group, taking candid shots of you when you're not looking

insists it's for his "photography portfolio" ( ◡̀_◡́), but everyone knows what's up

can't focus on anything you're saying cuz he's too busy imagining the two of you holding hands and walking into the sunset 🫠

gets caught daydreaming more than once

sits there and spaces out, trying to figure out how to confess to you

attempts to be poetic but ends up sounding like a romantic disaster

"Your eyes are like... um, stars. Yeah, stars. Because they shine... and stuff." 🙄 ahh, my dear hoon

lowkey drops hints about his feelings in casual conversations

"You know, if I were to have a crush on someone hypothetically, they might have the most beautiful smile ever. Just saying." 😌

awkwardly stumbles over words while complimenting you but manages to blurt out, "Uh, you look... really nice today. I mean, you always do, but, um, today is just... extra nice."

gets all flustered when you compliment him back 🤭

steals glances at you when he thinks you're not looking, only to get caught and pretend he was inspecting the nearby wall for potential paint flaws 🤪

rearranges his entire schedule to 'accidentally' bump into you more often ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

spends an entire day debating whether or not to text you first

finally musters up the courage, only to send a meme instead ( •_ •)

starts using your favorite emojis in his texts, thinking it's a subtle way to convey that he's totally chill and not at all thinking about you 24/7 🙈

initially types out a really cheesy name to save in his contacts, then backspaces furiously, trying to maintain a semblance of coolness

thinks for a while and ends up with a simple "[your name]" but with a subtle smiley at the end. :)

accidentally calls you "babe" in the middle of a conversation and tries to cover it up by fake coughing. (≖_≖ ) smooth, hoon, real smooth

has this stupid grin on his face whenever you are brought up in the conversation

denies having a crush when his friends tease him about it

"Me, crushing on [your name]? 🤨 Pfft, you're delusional!" 

nervous laughter

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[whitenoface]

Barbie vs Oppenheimer: Twisted Wonderland Edition

Who would watch Barbie or Oppenheimer (or Barbenheimer 🤭)? My thoughts on the Barbenheimer showdown in Twisted Wonderland:

Heartslabyul

Riddle: So he says Oppenheimer and adamantly watches only Oppenheimer because "only children would watch Barbie" but he can't help but listen in on everyone's conversation about Barbie and doing fervent research on Barbie. He'll end up asking Cater about the entire movie later.

Trey: Barbenheimer. He's not particularly interested in either movie but he wants to know what the hype is about, so he'd go to see both movies for Science. Ends up liking both a lot for different reasons.

Cater: BARBIE GIRLY. 100%. Goes with Light Music Club. Decked out in all pink Barbie gear and you know he's tweeting think pieces on Barbie after. Cries during the movie because it hits hard about family and being human and he's depressed.

Deuce: Barbenheimer. Epel would convince him to watch Oppenheimer together for the cool effects and explosions, but he would later watch Barbie after hearing Cater rave about it for the 1000th time. He cries at the mom scene.

Ace: Oppenheimer publicly, but catches a midnight showing of Barbie secretly. Honestly he enjoyed Barbie more but he can't have the upperclassmen finding out.

Savanaclaw

Leona: Oppenheimer. Not that he really cares either way, but the anti-nuclear message and environmental impacts would pique his interest. Probably falls asleep somewhere in the 3 hour movie though.

Ruggie: Oh he's a Barbie girly, but he'd also movie hop and take advantage of the whole Barbenheimer trend and go watch Oppenheimer (for free) after just because. Brings his own snacks for both.

Jack: Probably would see Oppenheimer, but he would also easily get peer pressured and dragged to go see Barbie too. And secretly like Barbie way more than he thought he would.

Octavinelle

Azul: Oppenheimer, absolutely. Would go into tangents after about the philosophies of the movie. The only reason he would watch Barbie is for capitalist purposes: make merch and know his target audience 😌

Floyd: 100% a Barbie girly. Would go to the theater decked out in Barbie gear and quote Barbie for the next two weeks until Azul threatens to kick him out of the dorm.

Jade: BARBENHEIMER. He would spend the entire day at the theater to watch the double feature. Probably in the order of Oppenheimer and ending the day with Barbie for the vibes. Would enjoy both thoroughly.

Scarabia

Kalim: IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION. BARBIE. Goes with Light Music Club, and then drags Jamil to see it again. Cries at practically every single scene. He makes Barbie Day a thing at his dorm.

Jamil: Oppenheimer. He only wants to see Oppenheimer but he gets dragged to Barbie and is inevitably sucked into the Barbie world by Kalim. Against his will he knows more about Barbie than Oppenheimer.

Pomefiore

Vil: Barbenheimer. As a film producer and actor, he can't not watch Oppenheimer and appreciate all of the film's effects and the heart that went into it. But he grew up a Barbie girly and he's not passing up the opportunity to be best Barbie dressed at the movie theater. He’s take a day to watch the double feature with Rook.

Rook: Like Vil, Barbenheimer. He would watch Barbie first in all Barbie gear and then switch to a more somber outfit to match the mood of Oppenheimer. He finds both movies equally as beautiful and dramatically cries at both.

Epel: Oppenheimer, but like Jamil, dragged against his will by Vil to see Barbie too. He begrudgingly likes Barbie more than he thought but would never admit it to Vil. Still likes Oppenheimer more though.

Ignihyde

Idia: Oppenheimer. Something something only normies see only Barbie, something something movie effects and technology. He gets unbearable at a certain point talking about Oppenheimer. But, he strangely knows everything about Barbie and won't be caught lacking in Barbie knowldge...

Ortho: Barbenheimer! He'll go to Oppenheimer with his brother but absolutely goes with the first years to see Barbie. He changes his gear to pink just for Barbie.

Diasomnia

Malleus: He's perpetually confused by the hype and does not understand what Barbenheimer is. Nevertheless, a Barbenheimer girly he is. He goes to see Barbie after Lilia comes back recommending it but would accidentally wander into the wrong theater and watch Oppenheimer instead. He'd eventually see Barbie after. Surprisingly enjoys both and even preorders with Lilia the "I'm Kenough" sweater but watching either did not ease his confusion.

Lilia: DEFINITION OF A BARBIE GIRLY. He's seen (and been in) enough war in his lifetime, so he doesn't feel the need to watch Oppenheimer. He goes hard for Barbie. He goes in Barbie gear, buys the Barbie popcorn cup, and preorders the "I'm Kenough" sweater. Light Music Club becomes Barbie Music Club for a few weeks after. He thinks Barbie is the epitome of the modern century.

Silver: Doesn't really understand the whole Barbie vs Oppenheimer thing, but he gets invited by the first years to watch Oppenheimer and then by his father to watch Barbie. He falls asleep during Oppenheimer and takes Barbie very seriously. He questions the meaning of humanity and the implications for peace after Barbie and tries to discuss it with Lilia. Lilia replies with, "It's not that serious, Silver." Silver becomes a Barbie girly.

Sebek: He hears that Malleus liked both movies (and is very distraught Malleus went alone without him) so he's determined to watch both in one day. Takes copious notes during both movies so that he can discuss the movies with Malleus after. The verdict: he didn't think he would like Barbie but was found crying outside the Barbie theater.

Bonus: the entire Diasomnia definitely went to see Barbie together in matching Barbie outfits.

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Velvet and Veneer headcannons cause I saw an edit of them on tiktok and i have wanted to do this for ages so- 💚

Veneer is actually a few years younger than Velvet, the just pose as twins to be even more unique and because of their similarities (Veneer totally didn’t want them to think he’s a baby-🤭)

so technically, I think Velvet is 19 and Veneer is 16 (which is why he acts a bit childish and follows velvet around a lot)

velvet is a Scorpio making her birthday October 24th, and Veneer is a Taurus so his birthday is April 28th

velvet was really protective of veneer as a kid, but it went down the controlling road

veneer is gay (you can’t change my mind)

veneer can actually sing, which is why he used way less troll than velvet did (I can’t remember the movie but I feel like he used Floyd like 1 time 😭 I remember velvet going wild with it tho)

velvets favourite cake flavour is red velvet (lol)

veneer is a Ariana grande fangirl - he’s on her twitter can accounts, on her subreddits, literally made posts insulting people who said someone is better than her, etc

velvet grew up having a crush on Robert pattinson and Tom Felton lol

velvet LOVES Selena Gomez

veneer was a icarly child - he knows the theme song off by heart

velvet watches keeping up with the kardashians

the both watch love island lol

veneer is a just dance child

their last name is faux 💀 (Velvet Diana Faux, Veneer Louis Faux)

veneer sleeps with 100 plushies on his bed (most of them are childhood ones)

veneer has that fear of letting something go, which is why he has all his childhood toys still (I have this too)

velvet got kicked out of her school because she kept skipping lessons

velvet grew up wearing wedges so she never doesn’t wear heels

velvets nicknames for veneer: ven, bro, baby bro, beautiful idiot, goody two shoes (when they were younger)

veneers nicknames for velvet: vels, sis, hun, love

veneer has a crush on harley Quinn lol

velvet was favourited by their parents as kids

velvet is always on the newest tiktok trends, she does them instantly (most of the time she makes the trends lol)

veneer had a wattpad account as a kid and wrote the cutest but cringiest stories ever

veneer is autistic since he struggles understanding sarcasm, he repeats actions a lot, he finds it hard to say how he feels, etc (I’m not autistic even tho my friends think I am so I am so sorry if I have anything offensive or not true here)

velvet has a purple lambo and veneers lambo is green

veneer was such a goody two shoes as a kid

velvet was not happy when veneer was born cuz she thought she was being replaced and wouldn’t be the favourite anymore - but she loved veneer as soon as she, in her exact words: met him

veneer is dating kid ritz

velvet is single - she thinks she’s too good for anyone lol

veneers Disney plus profile pic is Kermit the frog and velvets is maleficent

velvet as a meme:

veneer as a meme:

veneers fav movie is shrek 2

velvets fav movie is the hunger games catching fire

[slowlydifferentbluebird]

I think a good way to finish the plot of soyeon and her sister is soyeon fucking her members senseless to teach them a lesson lol

Gosh, I'm finally writing the ending chapter of this story, I'm thrilled about it. Or maybe it can be a new start, who knows?🤭

I remember you all that all the members are G!P in this AU.

~~~

So, the last time we left with the sister of the poor leader being fucked by every single members of the group. Yuqi was the one who started the trend, and quickly all of them followed her steps. Soyeon tried to accept the fact, even unleashing her anger on a good friend of her, but it was not enough to calm her down.

She needed a proper revenge.

And she did it, she got her revenge. But how?

She simply went backwards in time, punishing every member from the last to the first who fucked her sister.

And the first one was the maknae. She knows that even if Shuhua was so confident, she was actually weak in front of the leader. One day the two of them went out for a friendly date night. They were seating in Soyeon's car, looking at the sea, and atmosphere got kinda romantic, but the older girl was not there for lovely things. She was there for revenge, so after the first kisses, they started making out, making the youngest light-headed enough to be like crete in her hands. It was so easy the basically Shuhua get on her knees on her own. She simply couldn't resist to the view of Soyeon's bulge. And the moment the cock was in Shuhua's mouth, Soyeon pressed her head so down that at this point was basically fucking her throat. At the end of that night Shuhua's face was a mess: a mix of cum, tears and smudged make-up. The first one was gone.

Who next? Obviously Minnie, who thought that fucking her sister was just a game. So why to not play again, right? Soyeon organized another games night with her members (this time she didn't bring her sister) and it was the turn of Truth or Dare. Quickly she got her occasion. "Come with me in the other room and accept whatever thing I want to do", Soyeon proposed to the oldest who boldly accepted. Such a foolish move she did there, because now her ass was getting pounded real hard by her leader. The thrusts were rabid and rough. Minnie's voice could have been heard in the entire building, especially when Soyeon copiously filled her ass, leaving her panting on the floor. Two down, other two to go.

The next victim was Miyeon. It was such an easy job for Soyeon. A couple of drinks and the cutie was already all touchy and horny. It was kinda cute to see her trying to hide her erection under her skirt, but still Soyeon was there for a reason. She could have took her to the toilet at least, but no, Soyeon started to fuck Miyeon's ass right on the sofà of the local, where all the people could see them. And when Soyeon pulled her hair with strenght, revealing Miyeon's cute and excited face to the crowd, her dick cum so much on the floor. Too bad that Soyeon didn't stop until she was satisfied. Now only a member was missing.

And that one member was the one who started all of this. The one who who fucked her sister first, just because she thought she can fuck whoever she wants without difficulties or consequences: Yuqi.

And exactly this certainty of her was her weak point, that Soyeon used for her plan. She was so good in acting for a week or so to be horny for Yuqi. She even send to the chinese member some nudes to encourage her. And it worked because night she actually invited her leader to her apartment for "a movie night". She thought that would have been a nice fuck, but, oh boy, if she was wrong.

Soyeon keep playing as horny girl until the last moment, when she surprised Yuqi, handcuffing and blindfolding her. In that instant Yuqi kinda understand what was going to happen to her and for the first time that night, she was right, but it was definitely too late at that point. It was simply at a piece of meat in front of a beast.

Soyeon really enjoyed that night. She started from the mouth, putting her rock hard cock inside till almost reaching the ball. She could feel her throat tightening around her lenght. Yuqi was gagging so loudly, her saliva leaking everywhere. She felt like being in apnea for minutes, until a huge wave of cum almost choked her, making her spit some of the cum in search of oxygen.

But that was only the beginning, because now her ass was the next aim. Soyeon started rimming her, while stroking her cock, but without never letting her cum. She kept edging her and denying the orgasm until the girl from Beijing begged her to let her cum, her voice trembling. And Soyeon satisfied her request...kinda. Infact she put her cock in Yuqi's ass in a single violent hit, making Yuqi gasp and moan together, now her dick finally leaked all the cum outside.

But Soyeon was not impressed, and she just started pounding her ass. The rumor of her balls slapping on Yuqi's ass echoed in all the house, only followed by Yuqi's moans, who at this point just accepted her role of cumdump, enjoying being treated as slut, surrendering to her leader. She could feel her asshole being destroyed by Soyeon's huge cock and honestly she was loving it. Too bad that it went on for hours, until Soyeon was not feeling angry anymore and Yuqi's brain just melted in a mix of pain and pleasure.

Soyeon finally got her revenge.

~~~

Finally I finished and posted this story. Thank you to who requested it and all the people who read and liked it.

As always, lots of love 💙

Zazá

[synintheraven]

Get to know me!

Thanks for the tag love @lord-aldhelm (;

Nickname: Ky, Viking (imagine how annoying I am about fictional Vikings that my friends started to call me that)

Sign: Pisces ♓️

Height: 154 cm 👉👈

The last thing I googled: Where does Rhaenyra live (lol)

Amount of sleep: 5 hours, more or less? I slept like a baby last night tho 😌

Dream job: Get paid for doing nothing Idk I'd love to be able to live off my art/my (still in progress) graphic design degree but it's though out there 💔

Favorite song: I have a few that own my heart, but What A Feeling by One Direction (don't judge it's really good!!) is probably my forever favorite but also not the kind of song that I usually am into so yeah, that makes it my fav hehe

Movie/Book that Summarises Me: Misery? Not really a movie/book girlie but I'll use my most serious expression and say Shrek - you know because everyone judges him by his looks/apparent personality but he's actually great 😌 (besides, I love the Shrek movies)

Favorite instrument: Probably piano, though I can't play a single instrument 😅

Aesthetic: I'm following way too many fashion influencers so yeah, I love some 80/90s fashion trends so that's usually my vibe hehe - interior design wise idk I'm a mess but usually modern stuff (with a few classic touches, you know like fancy wall molding or chandeliers or really just romantic architecture/decor :p)

Favorite authors: Agatha Christie? - I have yet to read more books but I love myself some detective stuff - Also don't have any other I consider my fav so I'll leave it here 😅

Random fun fact: Used to study Architecture back when I was still living in Sweden but wasn't what I pictured it would be so (after several people asked me why I didn't chose Graphic Design instead) I switched to Graphic Design once in the UK 🤭

No pressure tags to my fellow gremlins aka @sihtricfedaraaahvicius @whitedarkmoonflower @alexagirlie and tbh whoever else feels like doing it!

[starryevermore]

i had an idea for actress!reader and chris: the tiktok trend where you walk in on you bf/gf naked to see their reaction but it actress!reader and chris. so she does it to him while on a conference call during quarantine because duh and then he gets her back later that day. maybe that’s how she go pregnant 🤭

i did a bad thing

showmance ✧ a chris evans anthology | ao3

pairing: chris evans x actress!reader

word count: 837

warnings?: implied smut, accidentally posting a tiktok

note: this takes place during the hell year that was 2020.

It had been your publicist's idea. Well, sort of. Ever since the world had shut down because of the virus, you weren't able to work as you usually would. Thankfully, you had just finished filming a movie before everything closed, so it wasn't as if you were in the same panic mode that some of your friends were in. But, it still stopped you from taking on other jobs. So in an effort to make sure that you kept up appearances, your publicist had suggested you make a TikTok account. Apparently, it was as if the entire world had flocked to the app while in quarantine, including many celebrities.

You had been hesitant, of course. You had always been on the more private side of things. You liked having a healthy work-life separation. But, after spending a week on the app, you decided to take the plunge. You jumped into a few challenges, gaining a sizable following pretty quickly given your already dedicated fanbase.

The TikToks that did the best, though, were the ones that featured your boyfriend, Chris. Chris was perhaps more private than you, so whenever he agreed to show up in a couples challenge or would appear in the background, people would go wild. Ever since his first appearance, your comments became flooded with people asking to appear in more videos.

Which brought you to where you are today. Stark ass naked, holding your phone out to be recording the hallway in front of you, sneaking up to surprise Chris.

Well, okay, that deserves more of an explanation. A trend that you'd been seeing a lot on your fyp was where one member of a couple would get naked and surprise their partner, recording the partner's reaction. It was cute and usually funny to see the overtop ways the partner would react. And, well, you wanted to see what Chris's reaction would be.

He was on a conference call, which was the perfect opportunity to strike. You knew he was near the end of it, hearing him starting to wrap things up, but his agent kept bringing up things that needed discussed. As his agent brought up something new, you pushed the door open, revealing yourself to him, pouting slightly as you asked, "Baby, aren't you nearly done?"

His mouth open, and his pretty blue eyes looked nearly black as her pupils were blown with lust. "Hey, I'm gonna have to call you back," he said into the phone. "Something's come up."

You giggled as he hung up the phone, pushing back from his desk and walking towards you faster than you expected. "It's for a TikTok," you giggled, raising the phone higher for him to see.

"You and that damn app," he said, shaking his head. "Can't complain, I guess, when it's got you walking up to me like that."

You quickly ended the video, sensing where things were heading, and smiled up at him. "So, you gonna do something about it, pretty boy?"

"Damn right I am," he growled, wrapping an arm around you and tugging you close. You leaned against him, not noticing the way you thumb pressed against the "post" button.

It wasn't until hours later, as you snuggled against Chris's chest, thoroughly wore out, that you learned of your mistake. You were scrolling through your missed notifications, noticing what seemed like a million missed called from your publicist. You frowned, deciding to listen to one of her voicemails, where she shrieked about you posting something...scandalous? What the hell was she talking about?

But, as you went to your messages, noticing that Sebastian sent you a TikTok link followed by "wtf.", you realized your mistake.

"Hey, babe, why did Mackie just text me about getting lucky tonight?" Chris asked, shaking you from your thoughts.

"Well..." you said, dragging out your words. "Remember how I was filming a TikTok earlier?"

"Uh huh."

"Well, I might have accidentally posted it, and now people are freaking the fuck out."

He pulled away to get a better look at you, blinking slowly. "They...didn't see your...nakedness, did they?"

"No, but they did see your reaction to my nakedness."

"Oh shit."

"And that was hours ago, so it's not I can take it down..."

"Cause then people would freak out even more," Chris finished. "I mean, at least it was a trend though, right? If you don't say anything about it, people probably won't bring it up after a while..."

"Baby, you have no idea how much these folks lust after you, they're never going to forget it. Hell, people still tease Seb about all the lube jokes he made years ago."

Chris thought for a moment, before letting out a low laugh and said, "Well, hey, maybe if we get a baby out of it, then it's probably not that bad."

You giggled, shaking your head. "In that case, think you can go another round? Better make sure our chance of getting pregnant is as high as possible."

"Say no more."

[prettybloodypet]

Oh BOY this looks fun, I’ll give it a go

(Sorry for long answers lmao, that’s my writer side coming out)

1.) Who is your f/o?

I have five lmao cause I’m poly and I’m a slut (no, not all poly people are sluts, stfu... just me)

Harley Quinn was my first, then Bellatrix Black Lestrange, then Amanda Young, Diana Prince (better known as Wonder Woman), and last but not least, Natasha Romanoff, or Black Widow. I adore them all! 🥰

2.) What fandom are they from?

Like y’all don’t know... Harley Quinn is from DC Comics and cinematic universe, Bella’s from Harry Potter, Amanda’s from the SAW franchise and Dead By Daylight, Diana’s from the same as Harley, and Tasha’s from Marvel.

3.) Where or how did you meet?

Weird question but I’ll bite

The first I “met” was Harley I guess, cause I’ve been playing Batman games since I was a toddler, but I started falling when seeing her in Suicide Squad.

I was just a kid when I first saw Bellatrix on screen, and I thought she was SCARY. I’ve always found her attractive but had a weird sort of epiphany while watching her torture Hermione. That scene was scary to me, as I was still young, but it was also really fucking hot. I couldn’t forget it and I didn’t want to. She was intoxicating.

When first seeing SAW, I didn’t think much of Amanda at all. She was a victim of one of Jigsaw’s traps, and that was all. When seeing her in SAW II, I was filled with worry for her, and anger that she had been placed in a game again. I snarled when she was thrown into the needle pit. It wasn’t fair. At the end of the second movie, we learn Amanda is working with Jigsaw, and I fell. A character with so much going on in her head, so much depth... my newly discovered hybristophilia didn’t help ease my affections either.

Diana was easy. I saw Wonder Woman in theaters twice, I loved it so much. Her willingness and power to fight for innocent people stuck with me. These women I not only love, but idolize each in their own way.

Natasha was... unfortunate. I had only seen her in Iron Man 2 YEARS before i started having feelings. I was a little stupid... I fell while watching Avengers: Endgame, and to make things even worse: I hadn’t watched ANY of the previous movies, including Infinity War. Sorry, I was a DC person (excepting Iron Man, movies I’ve loved since I was very young), so I wasn’t expecting much at all. I now love both fandoms equally, and that was mostly decided by my new feelings for Natasha. She was much more violent than Diana, but I respected them for the same reasons. Tasha’s history as an assassin is what really made me “click.”

4.) Who is taller?

I wish I was shorter than them all, since that’s a little kink I have lol

I like when I have to look up at someone, and when they have to lean down to kiss me 🤭

Harley’s shorter than me but taller in her heels. She likes to lean her arm on my shoulder and kiss my nose.

Bella’s much shorter than me without her signature heeled boots, but with them she’s an inch or two taller. She doesn’t need a height advantage to be intimidating, though.

Amanda’s shorter. By about five or six inches, I think. She gets all flustered when I call her cute and responds by slamming me into the nearest wall with a hand around my throat, laughing about “who’s cute now?” So much dom energy in such a little package.

Diana, I think, is taller. By about an inch or two. Doesn’t matter to her though, kisses are kisses. She’s a lot softer than the rest.

Natasha is TALLER. By how many inches, I’m not sure, but I am sure that I am much shorter than her. Like Bella, she loves to use intimidation to get me all flustered and blushy. When someone is as well trained in emotional manipulation and reading as her, she is good at what she does.

5.) Favorite thing about them?

Oh dear god... you’re gonna notice a trend

Harley? Her playfulness, fearlessness, confidence, scary intellect, and violence with a hint of compassion. Her almost ‘bouncy’ voice and cute nicknames for people. Her... “mommy-like” power dynamic.

Bella? Her ambition/determination, magical and violent skill, sadism, cunning, confidence, sassy attitude, fearlessness, mystery, and hidden soft spot for the people she cares about. Her accent, her sing-song tone that can jump to low and seductive in one second flat, and her TERRIFYING aura.

Amanda... is full of mystery. She, as well as Bella, is like a puzzle, and I love puzzles. I love Amanda’s strategic mind but impulsive behavior, her deep care for certain people, and her ability to switch from one mood to another in a matter of seconds. I love her sass, her sarcasm, and her violence. I love how she threatens people, and her low, slightly raspy voice.

I adore Diana’s emotional strength and compassion. Her bravery, courage, and determination. How she fights for what’s right no matter the consequences. I love her adorable curiosity but incredible intellect, and her cute little accent.

Natasha?... I love her skill, taking down a group of grown ass men as if they’re mosquitoes. Her deep voice that makes people freeze in their tracks. Her sarcasm, her playfulness, her confidence. The fact that she’s a mystery that even she can’t solve. Her intelligence is SCARY, her mind is her greatest weapon, after all. Her courage, determination, always doing what’s right.

...I also, admittedly, love when she speaks or swears in Russian. I have a thing for that (as well as Bella’s accent lol)

I may or may not have the BIGGEST voice kink.

6.) Their favorite thing about you?

*squeaks*wHAT-

IVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE DHSJSHDJSH OH GOD

Okay umm... Harley probably loves how wild I am, but how flustered I get by her at the same time. Everything about me to her is probably like a game that she never wants to end? She ‘says’ that she loves that she doesn’t have to worry about me hurting her because I can and have beat the shit outta anyone who tries to... she says that my loyalty and love for her make her feel safe.

(MY HEART AJSHAHSG... but I sound fucking delusional lmao ANYWAYS CONTINUING ON)

Bella loves someone to have power over. She loves that all she has to do is look at me and I’m putty in her hands, like a lovesick puppy. She’s not used to anyone feeling only positive emotions for her, ESPECIALLY at this amount, and she loves the feeling of it (albeit a bit uncomfortable, she’s slowly getting used to it). She loves that no matter what, I’ll never leave her.

(Askhsjshsjs I feel so sappy)

Amanda loves feeling appreciated and cared about. She loves how open-minded I am and how helpful I am with planning and traps. She loves how I come to her defense in the face of every adversity, as she’s used to being left alone. She loves that I care about her and her safety. She loves how understanding I am when she doesn’t know how to respond to my affection. She loves feeling loved.

(God what am I doing)

Diana loves... how I defend what I believe in. That I always speak my mind. That I fight for innocent people and their rights. She loves my loyalty, my kindness, and my courage. She loves how I don’t hesitate to put someone in their place when they’re cruel or unjust. She loves how like her, I fight for justice with all of my being. She may do it in a less violent way, but the principle is the same. She loves having someone to help her make the world better.

(Ngl that one’s probably really accurate... wait are all of these headcannons?... bruh)

Natasha loves... my thirst for justice. My ambition. My courage. My defiance. She loves that I never hesitate to speak my mind or defend her in battle. She loves my care for her and innocent people. She loves that I not only don’t hate her for her past, but love her even more for it. She loves how accepting I can be and how sensitive I can get. She loves how clever I can be at one moment and now impulsive I can be at the next. She loves how I trust her with all of my being and will do anything she wishes. She loves that I sing to her when she wakes up from a nightmare.

(I’m a sappy fuck don’t judge)

7.) What is the relationship?

Oh dear... I’m a nasty human being.

Harley’s started out in a healthy mix of both romantic and sexual, and grew more and more in both catagories.

Bella’s, I’m not gonna lie, started out completely sexual. What can I say? I’m a whore and evil English witch ladies that are twice my age make me even more of a whore. Nowadays, the relationship is both sexual and romantic, but sex is something that is much more frequent, as Bella’s not a very mushy person. (Don’t get confused... she can get very soft where it counts. Letting me cuddle against her while in her lap during a death eater meeting is one of them.)

Amanda’s also started out mostly sexual. I’m a hormonal mess that gets off to violent criminals, blood, gore, and torture, how else would my attraction blossom? I fell for personality soon after discorvering how much I wanted her to bend me over her workbench. The relationship is now a nice mix of both romance and pleasure.

Diana’s started out platonic. Then I started crushing. Diana’s a smart woman, so she figured it all out soon and then... she’s not as rough or nasty as I usually like, but our relationship is very enjoyable, both romantically and sexually.

Natasha’s started out as a mix of both, like Harley’s. But when you’re crushing hard on someone who’s known for her ability to read people like open books, it doesn’t take long for her to have you pushed against a wall, smirking like a lion that just caught her lunch.

8.) Who’s more dominant and who’s more submissive in the relationship?

OH BOY I WONDER

I’m a hardcore sub always, and that sure as hell does not change for any of my f/os. Some are rougher than others, some are more strict, some are more soft. All are loved.

9.) How long have you known each other?

See question 3

10.) If it is, how long as the relationship been romantic?

See question 7

11.) Favorite thing to do together?

Fucking. I’m not a shameful person. That shit’s a cage.

Other than fucking, we love committing a number of different atrocities, or in Diana and Natasha’s cases (as they’re more good than bad), fighting together in battle and serving justice while it’s hot. Bella and I also love fighting in battle together, and Amanda and I love creating traps and watching them. Harley’s favorite activity is spoiling me and making me blush, and our favorite shared activity is kicking the shit outta rapists, sexual and domestic abusers, and child abusers. Serving justice, the fun way.

12.) Favorite place to be together?

Anywhere, really! I love being at parties and clubs with Harley, and battling at Bella’s side or sitting together at meetings, reading together in the library. I love working with Amanda at her desk, resting with Diana on the couch, and training with Natasha.

For all of them? My absolutely favorite place is sitting in their lap, cuddling against their neck.

13.) Do you live together?

Oh yes!

14.) Ever fought? If so, about what?

I’ve never imagined any of us fighting.

15.) Their favorite movie, book, or show?

Hmm... Harley loves comedies and cartoons. Some favorites of hers are Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect (the latter partly because she loves when I sing along). She also loves the Looney Tunes and old Disney movies.

Bellatrix doesn’t know of any muggle media, being part of the most exclusive pure-blood families in the Wizarding world. Her favorite types of books to read are mysteries, and poetry. She was reluctant when I recommended the works of Edgar Allen Poe to her, but enjoyed them immensely once I pestered her enough.

Amanda loves thrillers and horror. We love having scary marathons, as those are two of my most favorite genres. 🖤

Diana was ENTHRALLED by movies and TV. She claims that she can’t pick a favorite, as she loves them all so much, but I know she doesn’t enjoy my horror taste as much as she pretends to. I’ve noticed that she prefers action, sci-fi, and romance movies.

Natasha loves comedies, action movies, and thrillers. She’s also very fond of mysteries as she likes to stretch her brain, and tends to solve the puzzles ten minutes before the characters of the film.

16.) Are you friends with their friends?

Harley’s Suicide Squad likes me well enough. We have lots of fun together. Her new apprentice Cassandra, though I was very cold to her at first due to my jealousy, likes me a lot. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because Harley and I are so close.

Bella family is mixed, and so are her... friends. Narcissa likes me fine, but likes that I make Bella happy more. Lucius hates me beyond belief but is still respectful, thankfully. Draco and I are quite friendly. Voldemort... yikes. Not getting into that.

Amanda doesn’t have many friends, being in hiding while working for Jigsaw. Her fellow apprentices are mixed. John is fond of me, Lawrence is friendly and polite, and Hoffman and I hate each other.

Diana’s friends are fine with me. I can’t remember most of their names, but I know I hate Bruce/Batman, because I hold grudges and no one puts Harley in jail.

Natasha’s friends, or family rather, love me. Or at least most of them do, at least like me. Steve likes me, Tony loves me, Thor likes me, Bruce likes me fine albeit jealous of Natasha and I’s relationship, and Clint is friendly, but not as much as the others.

17.) Worst trait about them?

I found Harley’s infatuation with the Joker to be her worst trait, so you can imagine how pleased I was when they broke up. Very pleased, for one second, until my heart shattered at how devastated she was.

Bella’s worst trait? Her hatred for muggles and muggle-borns. Racism and eugenics are mega bad, Bella. I love you, but I’m not gonna let your snake-faced slaveholder commit literal genocide. She’s doing a bit better though.

Amanda’s worst trait... probably how frequently she lets her emotions control her actions.

Diana’s worst trait? There is such a thing as being too compassionate sometimes.

Natasha’s worst trait... probably her willingness to “take one for the team.” In most cases, it’s very useful in the long haul, but it sounds as if she barely values herself, and that breaks my heart.

18.) Are they flirty or no?

Harley is VERY flirty. VERY. And it does NOT go under-appreciated. It’s a rare occasion when Harley ISN’T saying something along the lines of a compliment or flirting.

Bella is ALL FLIRT. Light touches here and there, backing me into a corner, saying JUST the right things to make me blush and squirm. Bella is very good at what she does and even better and making me weak.

Amanda is not nearly as much of a flirt, but she does flirt quite a bit. Husky whispers into my ear or “accidental” touches. She loves to tease. The power rush goes right to her head (among other places).

Diana tends to sweetly compliment over flirt, as she’s the most romantic out of my f/os, but when she does flirt, she’s slow and calculated, soft but powerful.

Natasha is a HUGE flirt. Her natural sarcastic and playful attitude triples when it comes to making me a flustered mess. Her people reading skills make this even easier for her, as she knows exactly what gets me going the most. Her fingers on my neck or my hips, her lips against my ear, and most of all, her sultry should-be-illegal voice breathing out the dirtiest things you can imagine.

19.) Are they more sexual or romantic?

Harley is both! Almost a perfect balance, actually. But with a libido like mine, it’s not surprising that her sexual side is a bit more frequent.

Bella is MUCH more sexual, as it’s part of her saucy personality. Romance isn’t uncommon, of course, but it’s hard not to be aroused by this woman when everything about her, from her artistic movements while casting spells to her dark cackle while chasing her prey, makes me weak in the legs.

Amanda is more sexual, since she’s a bit closed off emotionally. It’s hard for her to share her feelings with me due to her trust issues, but when she can, she’s very honest and showing with her affection. Sexuality comes more naturally to her and I am NOT complaining.

Diana is more romantic than sexual. She loves to appreciate everything about me in both categories.

Natasha is, much like Harley, almost a perfect balance. But while Harley’s more child-like and peppy with her affections and flirting, Natasha is slow and more ‘heavy’, like the atmosphere of an old jazz club. She tends to be more sexual than romantic (mostly my fault, I’m sensitive), but is plenty romantic when she wants to be.

20.) Are they very romantic at all?

Yes lol see the previous question

21.) Are they shy or more outgoing?

Shy women aren’t my type. You’re gonna notice another trend lol

Harley is the most outgoing person I’ve ever seen or met in my entire life. It seems that she doesn’t have a drop of shame in her body, something I both adore and admire. She radiates confidence and it’s beautiful.

Bellatrix is not child-like like Harley, but still has the same amount of confidence and shame, the latter still being none. Bella’s confidence is born out of arrogance and she walks with intimidation that burns anyone’s will to fight her wishes to ashes.

Amanda is impulsive and confident in her actions, but “outgoing” is not the right word for her. Like Bella, she’s more apathetic and confident than outgoing. Amanda may be sarcastic and playful sometimes, but unlike the others, she has a bit of anxiety weighing her down.

Diana is outgoing in a way that’s fueled by bravery and curiousity. She’s easily excited and has little to no shame in her actions, thoughts, or questions.

Natasha is VERY confident, very sure of herself, and very brave. If she feels shame at all, she doesn’t show it. “Outgoing” is a good word but “outspoken” is a better one, her sarcasm used to both play and maim. She speaks her mind, and her heart, and radiates “I don’t care what you think” energy.

Oh my sweet god this took FOREVER to type holy SHIT... I had fun writing all that lol, I hope y’all like reading it :,)

Saw this little questionnaire lying around in the fictophilia tag and wanted to try my hand at it !

1.) who is your f/o?

Will not say the full name ;P I only call him “D” on this blog. He’s not human - so he’s perfect HEHE!

2.) what fandom are they from?

Again, won’t say from what!

3.) where or how did you meet?

Back in early/mid January 2018 I think? I had finished a freelance contract with an animation studio in December and fell into depression. We first met through social medias and it only took us a little less than a month to meet in person. And since February 20th, we’re a thing 💜 ;) He has helped me a lot through my depression and that only deepened our bond!

4.) who is taller?

He definitely is! I am 5′5″ and he is 6′8″. He gives the best forehead kisses!

5.) favorite thing about them?

So many things! His intelligence, his humor, how tender and caring he can be, how creative he can be when it comes to his inventions, his wisdom, and of course his body hehehe. Also we have the same kind of laugh and it is absolutely perfect!!!

6.) their favorite thing about you?

He really likes my body shape (hourglass shape), my curiosity, my singing voice, my humor, how small I am!, the way I think - my view on life, how open-minded I am. And probably other things :P !

7.) what is the relationship?

The full package!! Romantic and sexual.

8.) whos more dominant & who’s more submissive in the relationship?

We don’t really have any prominent dynamic in the relationship… we try to stand on the same level most of the time. Although I’ll dare say that he’s a bit more dominant (but not in a mean or bad way!!).

9.) how long have you known each other?

For that I’ll point back to my answer from question #3! I’ve personally known about him since 2016 though, but at the time I was with another f/o and I did not put much thought about getting to know D as much. He has always been a favorite character and once I took time to get to know him better, it instantly clicked. We have a LOT in common.

10.) if it is, how long has the relationship been romantic?

Since February 2018 💜 Already 1 year together and soon 2 in a couple of months! Time sure goes by incredibly fast when you’re with someone you love!

11.) favorite thing to do together?

Drink coffee!!! Watch some documentaries or random videos. Play videogames together. Learn something new together. Reading. Drink some good wine! Take a nap or a bath together 💜. Listen to music. And many more things! *cough*sex*cough*

12.) favorite place to be together?

At home. In the car. Outside. In bed 💜

13.) do you two live together?

Yes :) 💜

14.) ever fought? if so, about what?

It happened, mostly because I did stupid and dangerous things (mostly when driving). It wasn’t huge fights, mostly arguments and him scolding me and telling me to be more careful. I know he only wants to protect me and wishes the best for me. Also we had arguments about my fiancé. He doesn’t mind him, but sometimes there’s things he says and does that D does not approve of (do not worry, it’s nothing that has to do with me!). I know D wants me to just go away, but that’s not happening 😂

15.) their favorite movie, book or show?

I know he enjoys Star Wars and anything sci-fi. As for favorite books and/or shows … damn, uh, I think he has a lot of those? He’s a real encyclopedia so he has been through a lot of content! Overall, he’s a big science nerd!

16.) are you friends with their friends?

Yes, especially his family :)!

17.) worst trait about them?

He does not take enough time for himself!!! Also some of his comments about others might be a little harsh at times, but at least I know he’s as salty as I am 😂

18.) are they flirty or no?

Oh hell yes! He knows I’m putty in his hands!

19.) are they more sexual or romantic?

Depends on the mood. He’s verrryyyy romantic, but when into it, he can turn very sexual. He has a …. healthy appetite, which he will demonstrate sensually and slowly~

20.) are they very romantic at all?

He is the cutest, most romantic dork in the whole universe and yes please I am dead, thank you 💜

21.) are they shy or more outgoing?

There’s this awful stigma about him in the fandom that because he’s a nerd, he must be “shy”, but that’s falling into boring stereotypes. He may seem a bit shy at first, especially when first meeting someone, but he’s actually very laid back and cool/calm. He’s got good self-esteem and he’s confident. And oh boy is he even more smug after having sex 😂

[dorkszn]

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